Episode 2 will be short and sweet – partly because I’m on holiday typing this from my iPad whilst Wendy is in the shower, partly because it just doesn’t need to be long.

Look at this:

Just one of many reasons I’ve spent the last couple of weeks lusting over Pegorettis.

Regardless of material, I think I’ve made my mind up – they feel the most ‘special’. Like, PROPERLY special.

Lush.